- D.J. Conner: [rummaging through his parents' nightstand] Don't think about my parents having sex, don't think about my parents having sex.
- Heather: D.J., just so you know, like for *future* reference, I have some condoms in my backpack.
- D.J. Conner: You do?
- Heather: Yeah, my mom makes me carry them around, says it makes *her* feel protected.
- D.J. Conner: [dumbstruck] Uh... you ever use them?
- Heather: No, I've kind of been saving them, like for someone special.