- Dan Conner: I looked everywhere. Where are the good rags?
- Roseanne Conner: They're hanging up in your closet.
- Dwight: If I had it my way, I'd take away all you women's driver's licenses, and make you all take public transportation where you belong.
- Roseanne Conner: [sarcastically] I'm amazed you're not governor.
- Freddy Meeker: [looks up from the truck] I wouldn't vote for you.
- Darlene Conner: [yelling from the house] MOM!
- Roseanne Conner: [in the driveway] I'M BUSY!
- Darlene Conner: I CAN'T GET YOUR SEWING MACHINE TO STOP!
- Roseanne Conner: OH DARLENE, GET AWAY FROM THERE, DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!
- [heads inside]
- Jackie Harris: [laughs] This place is a regular circus.
- Dwight: And Dan's the dancing bear.