"Roseanne" Shower the People You Love with Stuff (TV Episode 1995) Poster

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

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  • Roseanne Conner : [taken aback by the current prices of baby cribs; Jackie reads off the model names of the cribs]  Well find me one called the "I Need a Cheap Replacement, 'Cause My Sister Stole Mine".

    Jackie Harris : Maybe, that would be next to the one called "The Indian Giver".

  • Jackie Harris : [doesn't recognize several elderly women at the baby shower]  Who are these women, and why are they here?

    Roseanne Conner : Well, they're Mom's friends, and the great thing is that most of them are senile, so we can hit 'em up for presents twice.

  • [Lecy Goranson reprises her role as Becky after an extended absence from the show lasting over two years] 

    Roseanne Conner : [to Becky, who enters the room carrying a drop-cloth she was sent to find]  Where in the *hell* have you been?

    Becky Conner-Healy : [referring to the drop-cloth]  Don't yell at me, Mother. I was getting this.

    Roseanne Conner : Well it took you long enough! Seems like you've been gone for three years!

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