Roseanne (TV Series)

Shower the People You Love with Stuff (1995)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

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• Roseanne Conner : [taken aback by the current prices of baby cribs; Jackie reads off the model names of the cribs]  Well find me one called the "I Need a Cheap Replacement, 'Cause My Sister Stole Mine".

  Jackie Harris : Maybe, that would be next to the one called "The Indian Giver".

• Jackie Harris : [doesn't recognize several elderly women at the baby shower]  Who are these women, and why are they here?

  Roseanne Conner : Well, they're Mom's friends, and the great thing is that most of them are senile, so we can hit 'em up for presents twice.