Roseanne (TV Series)

Stand on Your Man (1992)

Tom Arnold: Arnie Thomas

Quotes 

• Arnie Thomas : [running from Roseanne]  Call her off, Dan! Call her off!

  Dan : You gotta appreciate my situation here, Arn. She's my wife. I gotta let her hurt ya.

• Arnie Thomas : [to Roseanne]  All right, I was a weasel to snake out on Nancy like that, but that marriage thing was harder than I thought, you know? One morning I woke up and I couldn't breathe. There was this heavy weight on my chest. It was Nancy. She was trying to kill me. So I got the hell out of there.

• Roseanne : You can't just go over there, Arnie, a lot of things have changed in this town since you were here last.

  Arnie Thomas : Like what?

  Roseanne : Like, Nancy's a lesbian, and we got a new Lens Crafter.