- Arnie Thomas: [running from Roseanne] Call her off, Dan! Call her off!
- Dan: You gotta appreciate my situation here, Arn. She's my wife. I gotta let her hurt ya.
- Arnie Thomas: [to Roseanne] All right, I was a weasel to snake out on Nancy like that, but that marriage thing was harder than I thought, you know? One morning I woke up and I couldn't breathe. There was this heavy weight on my chest. It was Nancy. She was trying to kill me. So I got the hell out of there.
- Roseanne: You can't just go over there, Arnie, a lot of things have changed in this town since you were here last.
- Arnie Thomas: Like what?
- Roseanne: Like, Nancy's a lesbian, and we got a new Lens Crafter.
- Nancy Bartlett: So, Arnie came by my apartment last night. He thinks he can win me back like I'm some big lesbian trophy.
- Jane, Female Instructor: [self-defense lesson] Passivity is your worst enemy. First thing we learn to do here is to say "No" to men.
- Roseanne: [to Jackie] You sure you took this class?