Roseanne (TV Series)

Take My Bike, Please! (1991)

Martin Mull: Leon Carp

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [desperately trying to sell a motorcycle]  What about you, Leon? You ever think about getting a motorcycle?

  Leon Carp : Roseanne! Name me one guy that doesn't picture themself on a big chopper, going down a country road, with the wind in his hair.

  Roseanne : 'Cause you know, we've got some really great bikes.

  Leon Carp : The answer is me, Roseanne, I'm the guy.

• Leon Carp : What is your problem? I have got all of your P.M.S. days circled over there on my calendar; this is not one of them!