Quotes
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Art : You can't deduct some of these things.
Dan Conner : Why not? Those are 100% legitimate write-offs.
Art : $1,200 for a boob job?
Roseanne Conner : Hey, it's not a 'boob job', it's a *breast reduction*, we're taking it as a loss.
Dan Conner : I buy it.
Art : Well I don't think the IRS will. But it *is* medical so you can write it off as a personal deduction.
Dan Conner : DYN-O-MITE!
[high fives Roseanne]
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Art : Are you sure this is your monthly statement? Because it shows you're a little low on cash.
Dan Conner : Oh you must be on the wrong page, Art, because we are *not* low on cash... we in fact have *no* cash.
Art : What about all that snowmobile repair work, Dan?
Dan Conner : Did it.
Roseanne Conner : Spent it.
