- Art: You can't deduct some of these things.
- Dan Conner: Why not? Those are 100% legitimate write-offs.
- Art: $1,200 for a boob job?
- Roseanne Conner: Hey, it's not a 'boob job', it's a *breast reduction*, we're taking it as a loss.
- Dan Conner: I buy it.
- Art: Well I don't think the IRS will. But it *is* medical so you can write it off as a personal deduction.
- Dan Conner: DYN-O-MITE!
- [high fives Roseanne]
- Art: Are you sure this is your monthly statement? Because it shows you're a little low on cash.
- Dan Conner: Oh you must be on the wrong page, Art, because we are *not* low on cash... we in fact have *no* cash.
- Art: What about all that snowmobile repair work, Dan?
- Dan Conner: Did it.
- Roseanne Conner: Spent it.