Roseanne (TV Series)

Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker (1991)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

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Quotes 

• Jackie : Oh for God's sake, people rob liquer stores all the time! *I* slept with *Arnie*!

• Roseanne : [shouts]  What the hell were you *thinking*!

  Jackie : [hysterically]  I was thinking, that I just lost a great guy like Gary, and now he's gone for good, and I'll never find another great guy! I'm 36 years old, I've got flabby arms, and pelican neck! And all my house plants are dead, and no one loves me; but what difference does that make anyway, because everything in my life *sucks*!

• Jackie : [about sleeping with Arnie]  I was drunk... I-I made a mistake.

  Roseanne : A mistake? A mistake. Jackie. Do I have to remind you that when we were all in high school, every one of us took a *blood* oath, that this man would never be given the chance to *breed*!