- Liz: That's it? Tell him what we found out.
- Kyle: No.
- Liz: Kyle, your grandfather was right. You have to tell your father.
- Kyle: I don't think so.
- Liz: Kyle, your family is a damn nightmare. Somebody has to break the cycle of silence.
- Kyle: Yeah, someone should.
- Liz: Yeah, someone should.
- Kyle: Me? Why me? Why should I break the silence?
- Liz: Who cares who breaks it? Just do it!
- Kyle: Let me think about it.
- Liz: No! Just do it. Mr. Valenti? Mr Valenti, could you come in here, please?
- Kyle: Liz, you have no right to intrude on my dysfunctional... Hey, Dad.
- Liz: Hi, Mr. Valenti. Kyle here has something he'd like to talk to you about.
- Valenti: Oh, yeah? What's that?
- Liz: I have to go. Have a really nice talk.
- Max: I'm not an actor.
- Julius Walters: What, and Keanu Reeves is? All you need is exposure.
- Max: That's the last thing I need.
- Julius Walters: [Max wants to audition for a guest part on "Enterprise"] You're a Trekkie, aren't you? I knew it, I knew it!