Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Don Rickles (1969)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host

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• Dan Rowan : The White House, 1989, 20 years from now. Newly elected president Goldie Hawn held her first press conference today and fulfilled three of her campaign promises. One, she announced she would make Poland the 51st State. Two, she has sent a formal note asking ABC to stop the bombing. And... and three. she has appointed Sammy Davis Jr. ambassador to Israel and said he will leave soon for an eye to eye meeting with Moshe Dayan.

• Dan Rowan : Oh, Vietnam isn't hard to understand, it's just that our country feels that no one has the right to go in there, burn their villages, take over their land, the way we did to the Indians in this country.

• Dick Martin : I meant to tell you: someone called you.

  Dan Rowan : Oh yeah, did he leave a message?

  Dick Martin : Well, he wouldn't tell me, it was too important.

  Dan Rowan : Did he leave a number?

  Dick Martin : Yeah, I believe it was six.

  Dan Rowan : [frowns]  Six?

  Dick Martin : Well, that's when you're supposed to meet him.

  Dan Rowan : Oh. But where am I supposed to meet him?

  Dick Martin : He wouldn't say, it was too important.

  Dan Rowan : What'd he sound like?

  Dick Martin : Very important...

  Dan Rowan : Can't you remember anything?

  Dick Martin : Well, he did speak with an accent.

  Dan Rowan : What kind of an accent?

  Dick Martin : He didn't say.

  Dan Rowan : Well, I guess it's not as imporant as all that, I wanna tell ya ...

  Dick Martin : [interrupting]  He did say something about "live or death", though.

  Dan Rowan : Did he say whose?

  Dick Martin : No, he did say he'd call back, though.

  Dan Rowan : Did he say when?

  Dick Martin : Well don't worry, if he calls back, I'll take a message.