Phyllis Diller: Guest Performer

Quotes 

• Phyllis Diller : Have you ever traveled third class on the Burbank airline?

  Dick Martin : I'd rather walk!

  Phyllis Diller : Aha! That's third class.

• Phyllis Diller : I was gonna play the lead in a nudie movie, 'til I found out it was called I Am Curious, Wrinkled.

• Phyllis Diller : All my new hairpieces are driving Fang to drink. Every time I flip my wig, he pops his cork.

• Phyllis Diller : Boy, if you want to read some dirty books, just come over to my house. It's been so long since I dusted the shelves, even Heidi is filthy!