Ruth Buzzi receives an obscene phone call; chef Dick Martin cooks up a new dish and calls the dog at bedtime; Dan Rowan talks of his Puritan ancestry; cocktail party; Henry Gibson and Pamela Rodgers make beautiful music together; a new feature titled Miscellaneous debuts; Dan suffers insomnia; the Amazing Metrano does magic tricks; Goldie Hawn explains the truth in lending law; Henry recites a poem about boiled eggs and appears in window runners; the female regulars dress as harem girls to introduce the news of the past, present, and future; busybody Buzzi; the Farkels; Arte Johnson fights seasickness during a cruise; airline blackouts; Ernestine telephones Hubert Humphrey about the $1.63 that he owes the phone company; quickies; Dick says kind words about teenagers; Tyrone buys a wedding ring for Gladys; Henry Gibson is an inept skyjacker; Pentagon wins the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award for the third time. This was Judy Carne's final appearance on the series as a regular cast member. Carol Channing, Wally Cox, and Sheldon Leonard appear in cameos.
—Maisie Fleckum