Laugh-In (TV Series)
The Wedding of Tyrone and Gladys (1970)
Goldie Hawn: Regular Performer
Quotes
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Tony Curtis : Goldie, did you hear that the picture Bob, Carol, Ted & Alice was so popular, that they're making a jungle version of it and they're gonna call it: Cheeta, Simba, Jane and Sabu.
Goldie Hawn : No, I didn't hear that.
Tony Curtis : [a beat] Well, I just told it to you.
Goldie Hawn : Well now, that's where I just heard it. That's where I heard it.
Tony Curtis : Oh, forget it, will ya?
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Dan Rowan : Goldie, hey, I hear you're going to a sky-diving school. Right?
Goldie Hawn : Right.
Dan Rowan : How many successful jumps do you have to make to graduate?
Goldie Hawn : All of them.
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Goldie Hawn : I know a girl who's so dumb, so doesn't know the difference between a six dollar bill and a real one.