- Jo Anne Worley: Last year the built a wing on the county hospital. Last week they built on another wing. Yesterday, the whole hospital flew away.
- Jack E. Leonard: Hey, Jo Anne, how do you, how do you keep in such great shape?
- Jo Anne Worley: Well, I do the Royal Canadian Air Force.
- Jack E. Leonard: You mean the Royal Canadian Air Forces exercises?
- Jo Anne Worley: Do they ever!
- Pamela Rodgers: Last week a man came to my house taking a sex survey. I was doing fine 'til I got to the multiple choice.
- The Parson: One thing you can say about the pill; if you don't take it, before long you may be counting your blessings.
- Pamela Rodgers: My boyfriend took me to a drive-in last night.
- Dan Rowan: Oh? Did you enjoy the picture?
- Pamela Rodgers: What picture?
- Arte Johnson: When do we get to the Woods; Natalie and Lana?
- Lana Wood: Arte, I can't speak for Natalie, but my bark's better than my bite.