Cocktail party; quickies; breakfast in bed runners; Arte plays a magician; Suzy Sorority makes an appearance; Dick Martin and Ruth Buzzi's Swizzlers characters return; Gladys Ormsby dishes on fashion trends and then places a belly dancer with Tyrone as her only audience member; director Dan Rowan auditions Zero Mostel to play Hamlet; Alan Sues takes a turn as Cinderella's fairy godmother; Zero and the female regulars dress as Russian dancers to introduce the news; Flying Fickle Finger of Fate Award goes to a senator's wife for blasting the education system; Dennis Allen plays a toothache patient in doorknob runners; Zero pantomimes a typical day in the life of a family man and breadwinner seeking peace and quiet; a look at the Mafia begins with Zero and the cast in formal wear performing the Naughty Mobster Tango; Barbara Sharma in toaster runners; Ernestine wants her pal Venetia to join her for cocktails with grabby Mr. Ziflanger; and a visit with the Big White House on the Hill and its current occupant. Don Ho and David Frost are featured.
—Maisie Fleckum