Laugh-In (TV Series)
Vida Blue, Roman Gabriel, Andy Granatelli, Joe Namath, Sugar Ray Robinson, Bill Russell, Doug Sanders, Vin Scully, Jill St. John, Willie Shoemaker (1971)
Dick Martin: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Dick Martin : Bill, why do you use a whip in horse racing?
Willie Shoemaker : Because If I used a gun, they'd die.
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Dan : Do you know who won the Kenturk- Kentucky D...
[starts to laugh]
Dick : Is it the Kenturkey Diebry?
Dan : No, it's the- you know who won the Kentucky Derby last...
Dick : Of course I do, it's a horse! Huh? And he did it the hard way, with a little man sitting on his back.
Dan : Sure... oh...
Dick : I even know who came in second.
Dan : I suppose another horse?
Dick : No, it's an elephant.
Dan : I never saw an elephant in the Kentucky Derby.
Dick : Well, now how could you miss an elephant? You'd better have your eyes examined.
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Dan Rowan : [Dick is consulting a medical book] Wait a minute, pain in the neck isn't under 'H'.
Dick Martin : It hurts, doesn't it?