"Laugh-In" Vida Blue, Roman Gabriel, Andy Granatelli, Joe Namath, Sugar Ray Robinson, Bill Russell, Doug Sanders, Vin Scully, Jill St. John, Willie Shoemaker (TV Episode 1971) - Dan Rowan as Self - Host

Dan : Do you know who won the Kenturk- Kentucky D...

[starts to laugh]

Dick : Is it the Kenturkey Diebry?

Dan : No, it's the- you know who won the Kentucky Derby last...

Dick : Of course I do, it's a horse! Huh? And he did it the hard way, with a little man sitting on his back.

Dan : Sure... oh...

Dick : I even know who came in second.

Dan : I suppose another horse?

Dick : No, it's an elephant.

Dan : I never saw an elephant in the Kentucky Derby.

Dick : Well, now how could you miss an elephant? You'd better have your eyes examined.
Dan Rowan : [Dick is consulting a medical book] Wait a minute, pain in the neck isn't under 'H'.

Dick Martin : It hurts, doesn't it?

Dan Rowan: Self - Host