Laugh-In (TV Series)

Guest Starring Lee Grant (1971)

Dan Rowan: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Dan Rowan : Dick, a diamond is the hardest thing in the world.

  Dick Martin : No, no. The hardest thing in the world is to kiss a chicken on the lips.

  [audience laughter] 

  Dan Rowan : Boy, you're the guy who would know, too!

• Dan Rowan : You're retiring?

  Dick Martin : Yes, the next time, eh, you and I come out here to talk to each other, you'll be all alone.

  Dan Rowan : You know, that I've felt like that for years?

  Dick Martin : Sure, sure, sweet talk me now that you know I'm a millionaire!