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Dyan Cannon
Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
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Dick Martin
: [
about Dyan Cannon
] I'll nail her, next time.
Dick
: For you girls out there who wanna be topless, eh, dan- take topless dancing lessons...
Dan
: Yes?
Dick
: I am prepared to pay five dollars each!
Dick Martin
: Here's tonight's headlines: Mickey Rooney injured. Stubs nose on wastebasket.
Dan
: What about food? Are you taking some beef jerky?
Dick
: No, I'm taking so chicken, dummy!
Dan Rowan
: [
Dick is dressed like a viking
] You look like you're standing up inside an old buffalo.
Dick Martin
: I beg your pardon?
Dan Rowan
: Well, you ought to.
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