- Stu Pickles: [after babies have soiled themselves following the Dads' overfeeding] Okay, Men. We've done it before... Just not all at once. I'll get the wipes.
- Chas Finster: I'll get the diapers!
- Howard DeVille: I'll get the rubber gloves!
- Chas Finster: [Before leaving] Uh... Way to go kids!