- Chuckie Finster: [as Finsterella goes to answer the door, only to see Phil and Lil dressed in leaderhosens] What is it?
- Phil DeVille: [with Swedish accent] Hi. I'm Hansel and she's Gretel.
- Chuckie Finster: I can see that, Phil. What do you want?
- Lil DeVille: [Swedish accent] Yah. We're losted.
- Chuckie Finster: Well you are even more losted than you think because you're in the wrong story!
- Lil DeVille: [regular voice] Whoopsie.
- Phil DeVille: [regular voice] Sorry.
- [they leave]
- Kira Finster: I am sorry about Fifi. I did not realize she would affect your allergies.
- Chas Finster: That's okay, my immune system should kick in, in a few years.
- Kimi Finster: I just love my new big brother!
- [hugs Chuckie tightly]
- Chuckie Finster: You're not bad yourself, Kimi. But can you let go of my head?; You're crunching my glasses.
- Marvin Finster: [after learning Chuckie can only say "No"] Chuckie, will you ever amount to anything?
- Chuckie Finster: No!
- Phil DeVille: [after seeing Kimi lick Chuckie's face after Fifi the Poodle does and turns to Lil] How come you never licked *my* face?
- Lil DeVille: I just never thinked about it.
- Angelica Pickles, Kimi Finster: [Chuckie has a dream that he is Finsterella and Angelica and Kimi are his stepsisters] Finsterella!
- Chuckie Finster: Coming, Awful step-in Sisters!
- [Chuckie runs into their bedroom]
- Angelica Pickles: We're hungry and want our breakfast!
- Kimi Finster: [Bouncing in her crib] Yeah, Brefast!
- Chuckie Finster: Ok... What would you like?
- Angelica Pickles: I want... Cookies and Cake and Jellybeans with Ice Cream and Chocolate Syrup and cherries and sprinkles, of course!
- Kimi Finster: [still bouncing] I wants what's she's having!
- Chuckie Finster: Gosh, I hope I can 'member all that... Uh let's see... That was beans and cherries and uh, cookies with syrup...
- Angelica Pickles: And Finsterella... After you make breakfast, don't forget to scrub the floors, brush Cynthia's hair and wash all of my clothes!
- Kimi Finster: [lands in laundry basket after jumping from crib] Yeah, Wash our clotheses!
- [throws one of her diapers at Chuckie]
- Chuckie Finster: Yes, Awful step-in sisters. Oooh. Phew!
- [pulls diaper from face]
- Lil DeVille: [Drinking a juice box Under the table with Phil, She gets an idea to lick his face as he had asked her why she had never done so earlier] Oh Philip...
- [Shows purple tongue and babbles girlishly]
- Phil DeVille: Aaah!
- [Runs with Lil in pursuit]