- Angelica Pickles: [singing] Chuckie's gonna get eated,eated, eated, Chucke's gonna get eated cuz there's a monster under his bed!
- Tommy Pickles: Ah don't listen to her Chuckie!
- Lil DeVille: Yeah she's a terrible singer
- Monster Voice: [in Angelica's story she's telling to scare Chuckie] Knock, knock!
- Barnaby Jones: Uh, who's there?
- Monster Voice: Boo!
- Barnaby Jones: Boo who?
- Monster Voice: What're you crying about? I've got cake and ice cream down here!
- Barnaby Jones: Cake and ice cream, oh boy!
- [the monster grabs his ankles and starts to drag him under the bed]
- Barnaby Jones: Oh no!
- [screams in terror as the monster eats him and belches afterwards]
- Angelica Pickles: [finishing the story] And they never saw little Barnaby Jones again, so remember there's only one place you can hide, under the covers, and sometimes the monsters can even get you there!
- Tommy Pickles: [laying in Chuckie's new bed] I told you there were no monsters
- Chuckie: Yeah maybe you was...
- Monster Voice: Wrong-a roo!
- [Chuckie jumps in fright]
- Monster Voice: [trying to lure Chuckie under the bed] Hey I got an idea why don't you come on down here, I got candy!
- Chuckie: No way you're a monster you'll eat me!
- Monster Voice: Eat you me? now why would I do a thing like that?
- [laughs evilly]
- Chuckie: [gulps then sticks his fingers in his ears] I'm not listening to you Mr. Monster cuz you're not real, you're just my imagination that's all
- [assuring himself]
- Chuckie: there's no such things as monsters, there's no such things as monsters, there's no such things as monsters, there's no such...
- [looks under the bed and sees what appears to be a slimy fanged monster with glowing red eyes causing him to scream in terror]