Rugrats (TV Series)

A Visit from Lipschitz/What the Big People Do (1992)

David Doyle: Grandpa Lou Pickles

Quotes 

• Didi Pickles : [opens the front door]  It's such an honour to have you, Dr.-- Ah! Charles!

  Charles "Chas" Finster : Ah! Didi!

  Didi Pickles : I'm sorry, Charles. I thought you were a famous psychologist.

  Charles "Chas" Finster : Nope. Just another faceless bureaucrat coming over to pick up his son.

  Stu Pickles : Didi's in a bit of a frenzy with this Dr. Lipschitz coming over.

  Charles "Chas" Finster : Lipschitz? *The* Lipschitz?

  Didi Pickles : Why, yes. I didn't know you read Lipschitz.

  Charles "Chas" Finster : [excitedly]  *Read* him? I've got his twelve-volume complete works, the books on tape and the brand-new how-to video guide!

  Lou Pickles : [enters the room]  You mean that guy who's always telling people how to raise their kids? I can't believe you people take that crack pot seriously!

  Dr. Lipschitz : [German accent]  Crack pot?

  [they gasp and turn to see Dr. Lipschitz walk into the house carrying an orange doctor's bag] 

  Stu Pickles : [nervously]  Heh, he meant a very skilled, intelligent, *brilliant* crack pot.

  Dr. Lipschitz : Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. N-now, where's ze goulash?

  Didi Pickles : It'll be ready soon, Dr. Lipschitz. Please, come in.

  Dr. Lipschitz : [unenthusiastically]  You are too kind.