Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
A Halloween Story (1996)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
Quotes
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Zelda Spellman , Hilda Spellman : [singing] Halloween, o'happy day. Halloween o' happy day.
Sabrina Spellman : What are you doing with Salem? I heard him screeching.
Zelda Spellman : Very funny. We were singing a Halloween carol.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'm going to school in a costume. Guess who I am?
[puts on a pair of red-rimmed glasses]
Sabrina Spellman : Sally Jessy Raphael. What, do I need a microphone?
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Hilda Spellman : We're not big on thanksgiving. That holiday was started by puritans who weren't exactly witch friendly.
Sabrina Spellman : So instead we celebrate a night devoted to little kids dressing up like super-heroes?
Zelda Spellman : That is not what all hallows eve is all about. It's a time for remembering the dead.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, that sounds like fun. I just know I'll have a terrible time.
Hilda Spellman : And that's what family gatherings are all about. Do you think I want to listen to cousin Marigold brag about how married she is and how single I am? No.
Zelda Spellman : But we go, because it's tradition.
Hilda Spellman : And Zelda makes me.
Sabrina Spellman : And now you're making me?
Hilda Spellman : See? Tradition.
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Sabrina Spellman : It's so unfair. They can't make me go to the Other Realm.
Salem Saberhagen : They made me a cat. You're messing with the wrong crowd.
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Sabrina Spellman : [finds the spell in the magic book] Here goes. Double, double. Toil and trouble.
Salem Saberhagen : Bill Shakespeare stole that from us. What a hack!
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Salem Saberhagen : It can't talk until you give it something to say and keep in mind it can only say 3 sentences.
Sabrina Spellman : Let me think. I want my double to be positive because people are always feel positive about positive people.
Salem Saberhagen : My tuna's coming up.
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Sabrina Spellman : And we need a universal truth. Oh that's easy. 'Mr. Pool can be so annoying.'
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Amanda : You better be nice to me or I'll put you in a jar.
Sabrina Spellman : Excuse me?
Amanda : I put all the people who aren't nice to me in jars.
[puts on the table a jar with a tiny man in it]
Amanda : This is Mr. Altree, he tried to teach me math.
Sabrina Spellman : Can he breath in there?
Amanda : Yes, I gave him air holes. Here's a math problem, Mr. Altree. 5 air holes minus 1 air hole is how many?
[placing her finger over one of the air holes]
Mr. Altree : No, please! I wanna live. I wanna live!
Amanda : See, nobody likes pop quizzes.
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Libby Chessler : Would you stop smiling at me! Oh you are such a goody two shoes.
Sabrina Spellman : That is so true.
Libby Chessler : Well, at least you admit it. You know I'd like you a lot more if you'd just make fun of people but I suppose you would never do that.
Sabrina Spellman : Mr. Pool can be so annoying.
Libby Chessler : That's a start.
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Amanda : My parents let me eat ice cream whenever I want. My nanny said it would rot my teeth so I put her in a jar.
Sabrina Spellman : You know you should really find other ways of dealing with people.
Amanda : What's that supposed to mean?
Sabrina Spellman : Just that, you know you don't have to put everyone you don't like in a jar.
Amanda : That's what my psychologist said, so I put him in a jar.
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Sabrina Spellman : Now how do I know I'm going to get the real James Dean and not the sausage guy?
Hilda Spellman : First of all, the sausage guy is still alive but just in case write 'Star of Rebel without a cause.'
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Sabrina Spellman : So I moved in with aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda. They do more weird things by 9 a.m. than most people do all day.
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Granny : Well, Sabrina, you know you can always tell me anything.
Sabrina Spellman : I'm a witch.
Granny : Well, dear, as long as you're happy.
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Harvey Kinkle : I'm thinking about going as James Dean.
Sabrina Spellman : I love James Dean.
Harvey Kinkle : Yeah, and all I needs a white T shirt, some jeans and something to lean on.
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Sabrina Spellman : Just gather round the jack-o-lantern and remember, the true meaning of Halloween is inside you. Right Salem?
Salem Saberhagen : There's a pound of candy corn inside me.
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Sabrina Spellman : [reading] It's a gift certificate to spend half an hour with the deceased of your choice. What's this?
Marigold : You got her a reanimation? Those are very pricey.
Amanda : [screaming] I want a reanimation! I want a reanimation! I want a reanimation!
[Marigold drags her away]
Sabrina Spellman : This is the weirdest gift.