Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

A Halloween Story (1996)

Emily Hart: Amanda

Quotes 

• Amanda : You better be nice to me or I'll put you in a jar.

  Sabrina Spellman : Excuse me?

  Amanda : I put all the people who aren't nice to me in jars.

  [puts on the table a jar with a tiny man in it] 

  Amanda : This is Mr. Altree, he tried to teach me math.

  Sabrina Spellman : Can he breath in there?

  Amanda : Yes, I gave him air holes. Here's a math problem, Mr. Altree. 5 air holes minus 1 air hole is how many?

  [placing her finger over one of the air holes] 

  Mr. Altree : No, please! I wanna live. I wanna live!

  Amanda : See, nobody likes pop quizzes.

• Amanda : My parents let me eat ice cream whenever I want. My nanny said it would rot my teeth so I put her in a jar.

  Sabrina Spellman : You know you should really find other ways of dealing with people.

  Amanda : What's that supposed to mean?

  Sabrina Spellman : Just that, you know you don't have to put everyone you don't like in a jar.

  Amanda : That's what my psychologist said, so I put him in a jar.

• Marigold : Amanda darling, when someone gives you a gift you're supposed to say thank you.

  Amanda : Fine. Thank you.

  [she throws the present down on the ground and it smashes] 

  Marigold : Now that's verging on rude.

• Sabrina Spellman : [reading]  It's a gift certificate to spend half an hour with the deceased of your choice. What's this?

  Marigold : You got her a reanimation? Those are very pricey.

  Amanda : [screaming]  I want a reanimation! I want a reanimation! I want a reanimation!

  [Marigold drags her away] 

  Sabrina Spellman : This is the weirdest gift.