Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

Finally! (2001)

Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman

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Quotes 

• Sabrina Spellman : [showing off new pair of pink high-heel sandals]  These are the most comfortable shoes I've ever had.

  Zelda Spellman : And stylish.

  Hilda Spellman : Oh, cobbler?

  Salem Saberhagen : [at their beck and call]  Yes, ma'am?

  Hilda Spellman : I'd like five more pairs. One in every color.

  Sabrina Spellman : Yes, and how are you with matching belts?

  Salem Saberhagen : I'll cobble whatever you want. I'm just glad to be home.

• Zelda Spellman : Hilda! I've just opened our Visa bill! How could you spend $3,000 on World War II memorabilia?

  Hilda Spellman : What are you talking about? You I'm a Boer War kind of gal.

  Zelda Spellman : Well, if these aren't *your* Visa charges and they aren't *my* Visa charges, then who's are they?

  [in the next room, Salem is heard on the phone speaking in Japanese and Zelda and Hilda investigate] 

  Salem Saberhagen : [talking into a phone on a table]  The name on the card is Zelda Spellman.

  [Salem sees Zelda and Hilda come into the room and continues speaking in Japanese, trying to make the call sound important] 

  Zelda Spellman : [presses the cut-off button]  Just what do you think you're doing?

  Salem Saberhagen : I know the kimono's a little gauche, but it's so dang silky.

  Zelda Spellman : [suspicious]  We're talking about my *Credit Card*.

  Salem Saberhagen : Oh, that. Just making a little impulse buy: The future Mrs. Myoshi Saberhagen ships in two weeks!

  Hilda Spellman : [shocked]  You bought a mail-order Bride? Dummy, what are you gonna do when a Japanese woman shows up and sees that her number one American husband is a *cat*?

  Salem Saberhagen : When she sees the engagement ring you bought her with your Discover Card, she won't care!

  [Salem laughs, jumps off the table and runs out of the room] 

  Zelda Spellman : [to Hilda]  Can you believe the nerve of that mangy little fur ball? Stealing from us and then flaunting it!

  [a large package envelope comes up in the toaster] 

  Zelda Spellman : [walks over to the toaster]  When was the last time actual *toast* came out of that thing?