Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Geek Like Me (1996)
Caroline Rhea: Hilda Spellman
Quotes
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Hilda Spellman : [wearing her cuirass] Look, it still fits and it's great for lounging around the house.
Zelda Spellman : That doesn't count as a use.
Hilda Spellman : Why not?
Zelda Spellman : No one wears metal after labour day.
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Zelda Spellman : You went to Science Club? Oh, that's wonderful.
Sabrina Spellman : No, it's not. Now Libby thinks I'm a complete geek.
Hilda Spellman : I knew this would happen. It's Zelda's influence. I begged you to watch TV with me so you'd be normal.
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Hilda Spellman : Look, Salem, I'm tenderising the beef with my mace. It's a deadly weapon and a handy kitchen tool.
Salem Saberhagen : Oh, please, we've all seen the infomercial.
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Sabrina Spellman : Well, you'll be happy to know I got kicked out of the Science Club.
Hilda Spellman : How come?
Sabrina Spellman : Because Libby says I'm not a total geek.
Hilda Spellman : I thought you were upset yesterday because she said that you were one?
Sabrina Spellman : Yes.
Hilda Spellman : There is no pleasing you.
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Sabrina Spellman : No matter what we're labelled Libby will always be Libby and I will always be me.
Hilda Spellman : You had to become a geek to figure that out?
Sabrina Spellman : Well, it's actually rather complex. I just put it in layman's terms for you.
Zelda Spellman : I have to do that all the time.
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Hilda Spellman : [to Sabrina] Look at you. Geeked to the gills. This is awful. I blame myself. No, wait, I blame Zelda.
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Sabrina Spellman : I feel smart and you know what? I learned something. No matter what we're labelled Libby will always be Libby and I will always be me.
Hilda Spellman : You had to become a geek to figure that out?
Sabrina Spellman : Well, it's actually rather complex. I just put it in layman's terms for you.
Zelda Spellman : I have to do that all the time.
Hilda Spellman : Oh, so what are you saying, you dumb things down for me?
Zelda Spellman : Well, C colon backslash D'ah!
Hilda Spellman : Would you speak English?