Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Hilda and Zelda: the Teenage Years (1997)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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[Hilda and Zelda just turned themselves into teenagers]
Sabrina Spellman : Your voices don't sound teenage.
Zellary - Young Zelda : [in her own voice] We can change that.
[Zelda works her magic]
Zellary - Young Zelda : [teenage voice] Is this better?
Hillary - Young Hilda : [in a deep manly voice] And how about me? Hee Hee Hee. Oops. Wrong direction
Hillary - Young Hilda : [teenage voice] There we go.
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Zelda Spellman : Boston? Midnight? Rock band? It sounds kind of dangerous.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh but it's not! It's totally safe.
Hilda Spellman : What's the name of the band again?
Sabrina Spellman : The Violent Femmes. Which is completely ironic because there aren't even any Femmes in the band, let alone violent ones.
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Sabrina Spellman : I'd love to meet the Violent Femmes. When? Where?
Harvey Kinkle : Well they'll be signing CD's at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight.
Sabrina Spellman : Midnight! That's perfect. I have no conflicting plans. But I still have to ask my aunts.
Harvey Kinkle : Just tell them what I told my parents. It's an astrology field trip.
Sabrina Spellman : Don't you mean astronomy?
Harvey Kinkle : Wow, they're paying even less attention than I thought.
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Libby Chessler : You have to let me come with you. I will do anything to meet Gordon Gano. You know I hate this word but... Please? The more the merrier.
Sabrina Spellman : All right, you can come.
Libby Chessler : Thanks! This is so great. I love the Violent Femmes.
Gordie : You're going to see the Violent Femmes? Can I come, too?
Libby Chessler : No! Jeez, Gordie, you can't just invite yourself along.
Sabrina Spellman : I thought you just said 'The more the merrier'?
Libby Chessler : Twist my words, why don't you.
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Sabrina Spellman : If it was up to them I'd stay in my room and never have fun.
Salem Saberhagen : I'm a house pet, it's hard for me to sympathise.
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Zellary - Young Zelda : [Sabrina points and Zellary's outfit transforms] My midriff is showing!
Sabrina Spellman : You're 16, it's okay.
Zellary - Young Zelda : I am not leaving this house dressed like a hussy!
Sabrina Spellman : You are or you're not going.
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Libby Chessler : Gordon Gano. Gordon Gano. Gordon Gano.
Sabrina Spellman : What are you doing?
Libby Chessler : Reminding myself why I'm in this clown car. Gordon Gano...
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Zellary - Young Zelda : 'The Magic Within.' Now what's that about?
Libby Chessler : I'm going to cast a spell on Gordon Gano.
Sabrina Spellman : A spell? Like witchcraft?
Libby Chessler : Oh please. That's just twaddle. This is a self-help book. It teaches you how to summon your feminine powers. That's the magic within.
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Sabrina Spellman : What are you thinking? You just took Gordie's scarf!
Zellary - Young Zelda : So? I'll give it back.
Sabrina Spellman : No! That means he likes you, and by accepting it, it means you like him. It's the teenage code!
Zellary - Young Zelda : It's just a scarf.
Sabrina Spellman : You are so naive.
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Zellary - Young Zelda : And Frankly I think it's time for Allan Greenspan to step down.
Gordie : I couldn't agree with you more.
Sabrina Spellman : Well, that was a fun conversation. Now can we talk about anything else? Music? Cars? Food?
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Harvey Kinkle : Boston really seems to have blown your cousins minds.
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah, they're not as grown up as they think they are.
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Hilda Spellman : Look, we're really sorry we embarrassed you.
Zelda Spellman : And we feel we owe you some fun. So!
Hilda Spellman : [Zelda points and a vacuum cleaner appears] Ta-da!
Sabrina Spellman : I get to clean the house?
Zelda Spellman : No, you get to fly.
Sabrina Spellman : On a vacuum?
Hilda Spellman : Yes. See old time witches used broom-sticks but vacuums are much faster and more efficient.
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Zelda Spellman : So everyone's fine? Everyone?
Sabrina Spellman : You know you can ask about Gordie if you want.
Zelda Spellman : Well, did he say anything about me? I m-I-I mean Zellary?
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah! As a matter of fact he did.
Zelda Spellman : Really! What?
Sabrina Spellman : Let me make sure I get every word exactly right. He said 'Tell her I want my scarf back.'
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Sabrina Spellman : Grease is 'a' word, not 'the' word.
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Sabrina Spellman : Now remember. You're my extremely shy cousins Hilda and Zelda. Wait! No-one would name their kids that. Okay, you're Hillary and you're... Zellary.
Zellary - Young Zelda : Zellary?
Sabrina Spellman : Yeah. You're parents were hippies.