- Sabrina Spellman: You know, I have to agree with Roxie. I... I could never feel comfortable with Josh if I had to carry around this big dark secret. You know, I mean, how many secrets can one girl handle?
- Roxie King: [looks at Sabrina askew] What other secrets are you carrying around?
- Sabrina Spellman: Long story.
- Fabrizio: That's an excellent idea.
- Francesca Flaum: An excellent idea for you would be to wash and fluff Mr. Chow.
- [hands over pampered lap-dog]
- Francesca Flaum: Julia Roberts just shed all over him.