- Sabrina Spellman: And why are you so worked up about this?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Well, for one thing, a guy never wrote a song about me.
- Roxie King: A guy wrote a song about me once, but he used all four-letter words.
- Zelda Spellman: Look, I know it's not a pleasant topic, but we need to make sure that our loved ones are adequately taken care of after we...
- Salem Saberhagen: Keel over. Buy the farm. Take a dirt nap. Kick the...
- Zelda Spellman: Salem!