Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

The Big Head (2002)

Elisa Donovan: Morgan Cavanaugh

Quotes 

• Salem Saberhagen : Since I can't ask you for the cream cheese, I'm just gonna stare at you till you give it up.

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Oh, I hate it when this cat stares at me.

  Roxie King : [cat's tail towards her]  At least you got the end with the eyes.

• Morgan Cavanaugh : To be on-stage with Strum,

  [scoffs] 

  Morgan Cavanaugh : I'd give up anything, including my dignity.

  Sabrina Spellman : Well, you gave that up when you appeared in Girls Gone Wild 8.

• Salem Saberhagen : [wired couch with electricity]  Come on, Red! It's payback time!

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Good kitty! Not on the furniture.

  [picks him up] 

  Morgan Cavanaugh : And for being so good, I'm gonna give you an extra-special treat!

  Salem Saberhagen : And I'm gonna help them pull you down off the moon!

  Morgan Cavanaugh : You can join me on the couch.

  Salem Saberhagen : [dismayed croak]  What?

  Morgan Cavanaugh : Now I'm gonna get some popcorn for me, and some liver treats for you. I'll be right back.

  [as Salem struggles to avoid being put on the couch:] 

  Morgan Cavanaugh : It's all right. Momma says it's okay to be on the furniture right now.