- Salem Saberhagen: Since I can't ask you for the cream cheese, I'm just gonna stare at you till you give it up.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Oh, I hate it when this cat stares at me.
- Roxie King: [cat's tail towards her] At least you got the end with the eyes.
- Morgan Cavanaugh: To be on-stage with Strum,
- [scoffs]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: I'd give up anything, including my dignity.
- Sabrina Spellman: Well, you gave that up when you appeared in Girls Gone Wild 8.
- Sabrina Spellman: [public apology looming closer] Great, can we get this over with? I still have a tiny shred of dignity lodged behind my spleen.
- Strum: Hey, I like the halter.
- Sabrina Spellman: Oops, there it goes.
- Salem Saberhagen: [wired couch with electricity] Come on, Red! It's payback time!
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Good kitty! Not on the furniture.
- [picks him up]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: And for being so good, I'm gonna give you an extra-special treat!
- Salem Saberhagen: And I'm gonna help them pull you down off the moon!
- Morgan Cavanaugh: You can join me on the couch.
- Salem Saberhagen: [dismayed croak] What?
- Morgan Cavanaugh: Now I'm gonna get some popcorn for me, and some liver treats for you. I'll be right back.
- [as Salem struggles to avoid being put on the couch:]
- Morgan Cavanaugh: It's all right. Momma says it's okay to be on the furniture right now.