Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

The Equalizer (1998)

Lindsay Sloane: Valerie Birkhead

Quotes 

• Valerie Birkhead : Sabrina, it's Valentine's Day. You should definitely wear red to the dance.

  Sabrina : Yeah, because no one else will have that idea.

• Sabrina : Hey, Val. You didn't see this tag.

  Valerie Birkhead : Wow, 20 percent off. Hey, with a sale like this, I might be able to afford an even better dress.

  Sabrina : Val, this one. I-- I think it's a Presidents' Day sale, and all the other dresses are Canadian.

• Valerie Birkhead : I wish he'd ask me to the dance.

  Sabrina : Why don't you ask him?

  Valerie Birkhead : Because if he doesn't ask me, I can always assume that it slipped his mind. But if I ask him and he says no, no amount of delusion will fix it.

  Sabrina : Tell you what. Why don't I feel him out for you?

  Valerie Birkhead : As long as you're willing to lie about anything negative.