Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)

The Equalizer (1998)

Phil Fondacaro: Roland

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• Roland : I've changed careers. I'm an equaliser. By the way, you look lovely.

  Sabrina : A what?

  Roland : An equaliser. You take from someone, I take from you. It evens things out in the universe. And this job has dental.

• Roland : All witches can spin. Just sit down and give it a whirl, so to speak.

• Sabrina : I made you a personal pan pizza. Is there anything else I could do to make you ecstatically happy?

  Roland : Pepper flakes?

• Roland : Why did you hit me with that arrow?

  Zelda Spellman : So that you would see that it's wrong to mess with people's hearts.

  Cupid : Unless you're a licensed professional.

• Zelda Spellman : How dare you try to prick Sabrina's finger on that spindle so you could run off with her?

  Sabrina : What?

  Roland : I was only gonna keep her for a century or two.

  Sabrina : What?

  Zelda Spellman : You know very well that Sleeping Beauty spells are illegal ever since, well, Sleeping Beauty.