Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Third Aunt from the Sun (1996)
Raquel Welch: Vesta
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Quotes
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Hilda Spellman : The party's over. Sabrina's coming home.
Vesta Spellman : You know the rules around here. Now that Sabrina's at the pleasuredome, she can do whatever she wants.
Zelda Spellman : [Scoffs] So that's your plan!
Vesta Spellman : Please. I don't plan. I scheme.
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Vesta Spellman : Now doesn't anyone want to tell me where your teacher left off? You! Spill!
Harvey Kinkle : W-w-w-we were talking about skin.
Vesta Spellman : Always moisturise and use an exfoliant. Any questions? Yes?
Sabrina Spellman : What does moisturiser have to do with science?
Vesta Spellman : Science isn't everything. What about beauty and art and culture? Why do we have to focus on science?
Sabrina Spellman : Because this is biology?
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Vesta Spellman : I even carry a photo of me holding you as a baby.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, look. There's aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda. Is that Andy Worhol?
Vesta Spellman : Mm. Those were the good times. I don't know why but the 18s are always the best decade of every century.
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Vesta Spellman : You see they actually enjoy living on Earth and I can't stand mortals for too long.
Sabrina Spellman : You know I'm half mortal?
Vesta Spellman : Oh! Not that there's anything wrong with that, darling. It's just that, well, mortals seem to have to work so hard for everything. It tends to make them bitter.
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Hilda Spellman : [to Sabrina] You have to tell people when you run off to Europe for snacks.
Zelda Spellman : [to Vesta] And you can't just take Sabrina out of school.
Vesta Spellman : Oh, I'm only here 5 seconds and it's already 'can't' and 'don't'. Doesn't anything ever change around here?
Hilda Spellman : We got new fabric for the chair.
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Vesta Spellman : [referring to Sabrina] Such a sweet girl and so hungry for life. Surprising, I mean, with the example you've been setting for her.
Zelda Spellman : We are setting a fine example. We have a loving home filled with discipline and responsibility.
Vesta Spellman : What about fun?
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Vesta Spellman : Welcome to the Pleasure-dome. Ah, leave your cant's and your don'ts outside. We have only one rule here. No mortals.
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Vesta Spellman : Well, that's it for today. Forget everything I said. Class dismissed.
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Hilda Spellman : She was supposed to be in school.
Vesta Spellman : Well, we tried to make her last class but then we stopped in Milano for gelato.
Sabrina Spellman : You have to.
Hilda Spellman : No, you don't.
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Vesta Spellman : We need to talk.
Sabrina Spellman : Did I do something wrong?
Vesta Spellman : No! Why do you always assume when we need to talk you did something wrong?
Sabrina Spellman : Because I'm a teenager?
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Sabrina Spellman : These boots are killing me.
Vesta Spellman : Deal with it. There's no room for sensible shoes in rock and roll.