Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Third Aunt from the Sun (1996)
Beth Broderick: Zelda Spellman
Quotes
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Hilda Spellman : The party's over. Sabrina's coming home.
Vesta Spellman : You know the rules around here. Now that Sabrina's at the pleasuredome, she can do whatever she wants.
Zelda Spellman : [Scoffs] So that's your plan!
Vesta Spellman : Please. I don't plan. I scheme.
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Zelda Spellman : No-no-no!
Sabrina Spellman : But it's my belly button!
Zelda Spellman : U-hu! It's our belly button. You can have it back when you turn 18.
Hilda Spellman : Don't tell me, she still wants to hang keys off her navel? Sabrina, even I think that's gross.
Sabrina Spellman : I still wanna do it.
Hilda Spellman : You'll regret it. I had to wait 2 centuries to have the Cromwell Rules tattoo removed from my shoulder.
Zelda Spellman : That's not where it was.
Hilda Spellman : Be quiet!
Zelda Spellman : The point is these things go in and out of style. You have to remember you're built for the long haul.
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Hilda Spellman : [to Sabrina] You have to tell people when you run off to Europe for snacks.
Zelda Spellman : [to Vesta] And you can't just take Sabrina out of school.
Vesta Spellman : Oh, I'm only here 5 seconds and it's already 'can't' and 'don't'. Doesn't anything ever change around here?
Hilda Spellman : We got new fabric for the chair.
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Vesta Spellman : [referring to Sabrina] Such a sweet girl and so hungry for life. Surprising, I mean, with the example you've been setting for her.
Zelda Spellman : We are setting a fine example. We have a loving home filled with discipline and responsibility.
Vesta Spellman : What about fun?
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Zelda Spellman : Um, Sabrina, since Hilda and I have to work, how would you feel about spending the weekend at aunt Vesta's pleasure-dome?
Sabrina Spellman : I'd really like that! But I'm afraid if I'm too enthusiastic you wont let me.
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Zelda Spellman : But do you know anything about a supercolider conference?
Cletus : No, but then I'm always the last to know.
Zelda Spellman : Well, the invitation says 107 and it's engraved.
Cletus : Nice! Who's it from?
Zelda Spellman : The Visual Engineers for the Study of Theoretical Activity.
Cletus : Why don't they just shorten it to... V.E.S.T.A?
Zelda Spellman : Vesta!
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Zelda Spellman : Didn't you like the Pleasure-dome?
Sabrina Spellman : It was okay, but the truth is without 'can'ts' and 'don'ts' it's hard to know where the fun is.