The Saddle Club (TV Series)
Set Up (2001)
Lara Jean Marshall: Lisa Atwood
Quotes
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Carole Hanson : I wonder how Max and Deborah are doing?
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : If I fall asleep before they come back, you have to wake me up.
Lisa Atwood : It's so romantic! Maybe they'll fall in love and get married, and then there'll be little Maxes and Debroahs running around Pine Hollow, riding on their little Shetland Ponies.
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : You've been reading way too many of these romance magazines, Lise.
Lisa Atwood : I have not! Give it back!
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : "Prince or frog? Take your disability quiz to find out!"
[door opens]
Carole Hanson : Shh!
Max Regnery : Sorry. It's always acting up. It'll only take a few minutes to fix. We should've taken your car.
Deborah : Don't worry. They'll hold our reservations.
Max Regnery : I don't understand how you can't like horses.
Deborah : I don't understand how you get up at the crack of dawn to shovel horse manure.
Max Regnery : What time do you city folk shovel your manure?
Deborah : We try not to do it at all, actually.
Carole Hanson : They're holding hands!
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : Yeah, but they're talking about manure. Is that a good sign?
Lisa Atwood : Shh! I can't hear what they're saying.
Deborah : I like you, Max. The horses I could do without.
Max Regnery : Me too, somedays.
Deborah : Really?
Max Regnery : Yeah, look at this place. The pipes are rusting, the wiring's shot, I'm here 7 days a week. Do you know what I would give to sleep in just once?
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : He's complaining about Pine Hollow.
Carole Hanson : I thought Max loved everything about this place, and horses!
Deborah : Max, I know it means a lot to you, but maybe you've outgrown it. It happens.
Max Regnery : Yeah, I know, it's just hard. My father gave it to me.
Deborah : Max, it's time to sell up. You agreed.
Max Regnery : Mm-hmm. I hate to admit it, but you're right. Okay. I'll sell to the first buyer. Okay?
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : I don't believe it.
Lisa Atwood : It can't be true!
Carole Hanson : We all heard it. Max is going to sell Pine Hollow!
Lisa Atwood : Max can't sell Pine Hollow!
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : It's all because of Deborah. She's the one who hates horses.
Carole Hanson : Right! If we hadn't been such great match-makers, we never would've been in this mess.
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : That's right! We were such great match-makers, so let's be great match-breakers.
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[last lines]
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : [the Saddle Club girls brought Max and Deborah back together after they broke them up] You probably want to be left alone.
Max Regnery , Deborah : No!
Max Regnery : Would someone like to tell me what's going on?
Deborah : Look, I should go.
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : No, wait! You can't. It's all our fault. Max doesn't really have lots of girlfriends. We made that up. And Deborah never called you a backcountry hick.
Carole Hanson : Um, and Deborah never dropped off those travel brochures.
Lisa Atwood : We're really sorry, but we didn't want you to sell Pine Hollow.
Max Regnery : What? Who told you that?
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : We heard you. You said you were gonna sell it to the first buyer who came along.
Max Regnery : I'd never sell Pine Hollow.
Deborah : We were talking about his truck. It's a death trap!
Carole Hanson : So you never said...
Max Regnery : I'd die before I left this place.
Deborah : That'll teach you to eavesdrop.
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : Oops.
Max Regnery : Oops.
Carole Hanson : We should be going now.
Lisa Atwood : See you back at the stables.
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : Bye.
Max Regnery : Hold it. You think you can wreck a man's life and get away with it?
Carole Hanson : We're really, really sorry.
Deborah : I don't think that's good enough. You deserve to be punished.
Max Regnery : Definitely. *None* of my mothers gourmet sandwiches for you.
Deborah : That's cruel.
Max Regnery : Oh yeah. Bye-bye.
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : Are we good or what?
Lisa Atwood : If we hadn't broken them up in the first place...
Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake : ...then they wouldn't have been as happy to get back together.
Carole Hanson : Another excellent plan from the...
Carole Hanson , Stephanie 'Stevie' Lake , Lisa Atwood : Saddle Club.
