Samurai Jack (TV Series)

Episode XXIX - Couple on a Train (2002)

Grey Griffin: Josephine Clench, Clerk

Quotes 

• Ezekial Clench : Josephine? What in tarnation are you doing here?

  Mrs. Clench : Well, it's nice to see you too, Ezekial.

  Ezekial Clench : Aw, shoot. There ain't never been nothin' nice about you, woman.

  Mrs. Clench : Now now, let's not get nasty, darlin'.

  Ezekial Clench : Don't call me darlin'.

  Mrs. Clench : Well, then don't act like a fool! I know what you're up to. You're after the bounty on that samurai.

  Ezekial Clench : And what business is it of yours?

  Mrs. Clench : I want in.

  Ezekial Clench : Pfft. Nooooo.

  Mrs. Clench : You need me.

  [Ezekial walks off] 

  Mrs. Clench : He's *better* than *you*.

  Ezekial Clench : [smiling]  Ain't nobody better than me, woman. You oughta know that. Sides, the court says you ain't even supposed to come within a 150 feet of me, so back off.

• Mrs. Clench : [the Clenches are dangling from a high bridge after their bickering lost them Jack's bounty]  Um, Zeke? Sugarplum? Maybe I was a mite hasty.

  Ezekial Clench : Court says a 150 feet, woman. 150 FEET!