- Ezekial Clench: Josephine? What in tarnation are you doing here?
- Mrs. Clench: Well, it's nice to see you too, Ezekial.
- Ezekial Clench: Aw, shoot. There ain't never been nothin' nice about you, woman.
- Mrs. Clench: Now now, let's not get nasty, darlin'.
- Ezekial Clench: Don't call me darlin'.
- Mrs. Clench: Well, then don't act like a fool! I know what you're up to. You're after the bounty on that samurai.
- Ezekial Clench: And what business is it of yours?
- Mrs. Clench: I want in.
- Ezekial Clench: Pfft. Nooooo.
- Mrs. Clench: You need me.
- [Ezekial walks off]
- Mrs. Clench: He's *better* than *you*.
- Ezekial Clench: [smiling] Ain't nobody better than me, woman. You oughta know that. Sides, the court says you ain't even supposed to come within a 150 feet of me, so back off.
- Jack: Looking for a seat?
- Ezekial Clench: Yep. Yours. I'm gonna make a lot of money cashin' in on your hide.
- Jack: I hear that often. But only from poor men.
- Ezekial Clench: Hmm, well, I got bills to pay, and I done already addressed the envelopes.
- Jack: [sighs] I hope you have yet to stamp the postage on your parcels, for you-
- [Clutch punches him]
- Jack: .
- Ezekial Clench: Consider 'em *stamped*.
- Mrs. Clench: [the Clenches are dangling from a high bridge after their bickering lost them Jack's bounty] Um, Zeke? Sugarplum? Maybe I was a mite hasty.
- Ezekial Clench: Court says a 150 feet, woman. 150 FEET!