Sanford and Son (TV Series)

A Pad for Lamont (1972)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

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Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : [At his new place, Lamont is going through his black book looking for someone to invite over, he's on his third choice]  Ah, Joyce. Call Joyce and rejoice! I'm calling Joyce.

  [Pciks up the phone and dials her number, then into phone] 

  Lamont Sanford : Hello, can I speak to Joyce, please?

  [pause, almost offended] 

  Lamont Sanford : Well, who's this?

  [pause, then shocked] 

  Lamont Sanford : Oh no! I didn't know she was married! No! No no no no no no no! No messages! Never mind who's calling!

  [Hangs up] 

• Fred G. Sanford : I thought I was too old for this kind of carryin' on. Say, do you know what Ernestine calls me? Ready Freddy.

  Lamont Sanford : Who's Ernestine?

  Fred G. Sanford : I told you she was here last night. Whew! What a rump roast!