- Grady Wilson: [Calling from the kitchen] Hey Lamont, who's here?
- Lamont Sanford: [Yelling back] Uncle Woodrow is here!
- Grady Wilson: Who'd you say?
- Lamont Sanford: [Yelling louder] Uncle Woodrow!
- Grady Wilson: [Coming into the living room] That's what I thought you said.
- [Turns over to the bar and starts putting the liquor bottles away]
- Lamont Sanford: What are you doing?
- Grady Wilson: Your father left me in charge, and he told me if your Uncle Woodrow was to come over, that I was to hide the booze from Woody the Wino.