Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Engagement (1973)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : I knew if you invited them here there would be something like this I told you I knew it I knew.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Looks at Lamont and realizes Lamont set the whole thing up]  And you knew it you planned IT!

  Lamont Sanford : Wait a minute pop don't jump to no conclusions.

  Fred G. Sanford : All I'm jumping to is up side your head!

• Lamont Sanford : [after telling Fred his in-laws are coming to the wedding]  Look, Pop, will you stop worrying? They're not gonna be here that long.

  Fred G. Sanford : That's what the Indians said when they first saw the white man comin'.

• Fred G. Sanford : And you knew it, you planned it.

  Lamont Sanford : Wait a minute pop now don't jump to no conclusions.

  Fred G. Sanford : All I'm jumping to is upside your head.

  Fred G. Sanford : [Talking to Rev Tremble]  Now look here Reverend you didn't preach no marriage but stick around you can preach the funeral!

• Fred G. Sanford : [talking to Donna on the phone]  I'll tell you what I'd like to do with that cake I'd like to shove it down Lamont's throat

  Fred G. Sanford : [Lamont sneaks in the house and Fred sees him]  You know what I said I wanted to do with that cake I'm going to do it

  Fred G. Sanford : Lamont Sanford don't know it yet but he is about to star in a new version of deep throat

• Fred G. Sanford : [Referring to Esther]  She going to bring Woody the wino?

  Lamont Sanford : Yea I believe so.

  Fred G. Sanford : That does it I'm going to have to hide my Ripple, my Gin, my Bourbon ,my Rye, going to have to hide my bug spray, my Draino.