Sanford and Son (TV Series)
Libra Rising All Over Lamont (1973)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
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Aunt Esther Anderson : [after being insulted by Fred] Who you calling ugly, suckah?
Fred G. Sanford : I'm calling you ugly. I could stick your face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies!
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Lamont Sanford : [Lamont speaking with his hypochondriac father notices the book beside him in bed] Hey, wait a minute, what's that? Don't tell me that's a Bible?
Fred G. Sanford : What'd you think it is? What's wrong with that?
Lamont Sanford : Nothing. It's just I ain't never seen you so close to one before.
Fred G. Sanford : I ain't never felt this close to the one who wrote it before.
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Fred G. Sanford : Why you smilin' at me like Bela Lugosi?
Lamont Sanford : Well, can't I smile at my own father?