Sanford and Son (TV Series)

Superflyer (1973)

Demond Wilson: Lamont Sanford

Quotes 

• Lamont Sanford : [Examining the contents of Fred's pocket after he set off the airport metal detector]  A crucifix? A St. Christopher's medal? A Star of David? A Crescent of Islam? And a Buddha?

  Fred G. Sanford : [Bringing up his hand]  And a mojo.

  Lamont Sanford : [Exasperated]  What do you need all these things for?

  Fred G. Sanford : Flight insurance. Y'see, down here on the ground I'm a Baptist, but up there I ain't takin' no chances.

• Lamont Sanford : [In response to Fred's insulting remarks about Uncle Leotis]  C'mon, Pop, show some respect. The man just died.

  Fred G. Sanford : One less ugly person in the world! And he was ugly. He looked like a fried monkey in the face. Had an old peanut-shaped head; every time it rained it had a big puddle of water in the middle of it.