- Fred G. Sanford: [In the kitchen discussing Betty Jean] That's a big girl, ain't it, son?
- Lamont Sanford: And she say she lost 40 pounds.
- Fred G. Sanford: If she look behind her, she'll find it.
- Fred G. Sanford: [Having roped Lamont into taking Betty Jean to the Supermarket] Go ahead, Son. Take her with you , and then on the way back you can stop off and get some tacos.
- Betty Jean: Ooh, tacos. I love Mexican food.
- Fred G. Sanford: Go ahead, Son.
- Betty Jean: [Heading for the door] Will we see any Mexicans?
- Lamont Sanford: [Irritated] The route I'm takin, that's all we're gonna see.
- Grady: [Referring to Lamont not marrying Betty Jean] Fred, Fred, the plan is dead.
- Fred G. Sanford: Grady, Grady, better catch up with your lady.
- Betty Jean: [Describing her Weight Watchers meetings] We talk about what we didn't eat.
- Fred G. Sanford: I bet that's a short conversation.
- Lamont Sanford: Hey Pop, I got a date tonight. I'm already late now.
- Fred Sanford: You can't do that. Listen, I made some arrangements. I got a surprise for you.
- Lamont Sanford: Uh-huh. Is it another relative coming? How much does this one weigh?
- Lamont Sanford: [Looking through a photo album] Is that Cousin Grady?
- Fred G. Sanford: No, that's your Uncle Toot. See, Uncle Toot was a chef on the Titanic, but he never got a chance to cook nothin'.