Sanford and Son (TV Series)

The Escorts (1976)

Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford

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Quotes 

• Fred G. Sanford : Sanford's the name, escorting is my game.

  Mrs. Willis : You want to be a Gramercy escort?

  Fred G. Sanford : Does President Ford need a personality?

  Mrs. Willis : [Pleasantly]  Well, I'm sorry, but I don't think you're what I'm looking for.

  [coldly] 

  Mrs. Willis : I don't think you're what *anybody's* looking for.

• Mrs. Willis : [to Fred and Elroy]  I think I'm running out of time for both of you.

  Fred G. Sanford : Oh, don't worry about that. If you ever need more time, look at a clock - it'll stop.

• Mrs. Willis : [In response to Fred claiming to be a doctor]  If you're a doctor then I'm an airline pilot.

  Fred G. Sanford : I can believe that. I can believe that by the excess baggage in your tail section.

• Fred G. Sanford : [wearing a snazzy zoot suit]  Look, son, do I look like somethin' that stepped outta Esquire?

  Lamont Sanford : No, you look more like something that was kicked out of El Segundo.

• Fred G. Sanford : [Dejected, Fred confides to Lamont]  The women who want Don Juan, don juan me.