- Lamont Sanford: [Opens the door for Rollo, who is wearing a snazzy suit] Hey, Rollo! I see you got yourself a few new threads.
- Rollo Larson: No, baby, this is the whole spool!
- Rollo Larson: [Watching as Fred pretty much hijacked their women] Well, looks like you old man did it again.
- Lamont Sanford: Yeah.
- Rollo Larson: What are we going to do now?
- Lamont Sanford: [Referring to the sightseeing cruise they tried to get Fred and a guest of his to go on in order to have the house to themselves] You still got those tickets?
- [Rollo pulls them out of his jacket's inner pocket to show him, and Lamont makes a gesture of "let's go"]
- Rollo Larson: Aw, man, quit thinking' about that; most cats cut out when they're sixteen. You got to cut out sometime. How old are you?
- Lamont Sanford: Thirty-one.
- Rollo Larson: Well what're you waitin' on, Medicare?