- Fred G. Sanford: You were nice enough to give me a tip about my TV, so I'm gonna give you a tip. You got a lot of equipment on that truck, right?
- TV Repairman: Yeah.
- Fred G. Sanford: Well, here's my tip: get out of this neighborhood before it gets dark.
- TV Repairman: [Chuckling] I don't worry about that. I'm bonded.
- Fred G. Sanford: And that's how they'll find you - bonded and gagged.
- TV Repairman: [First lines] Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is, it won't cost you anything to get this repaired.
- Fred G. Sanford: What's the bad news?
- TV Repairman: It can't be repaired.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: In other words you've been torn off.
- Officer Jones: Ripped off.
- Officer 'Hoppy' Hopkins: Ripped off
- Fred G. Sanford: Listen Grady don't pay no attention to Lamont, here look it here, look it at it nice.
- Grady Wilson: That's nice I used to have a set with remote control.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah and then when you hold it down, look at that, you outta see them channels just whiz on through Vroom! You know what I mean?
- Grady Wilson: That's what my set used to do.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, and I got fine tuning on there.
- Grady Wilson: My set had that too.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, and I got push and pull and on and off switches.
- Grady Wilson: Well my set did that.
- Fred G. Sanford: Yeah, and look look at this fine veneer walnut finish.
- Grady Wilson: Just like my set. Hey you know what?
- Fred G. Sanford: Mmhh?
- Grady Wilson: This is my set!
- Fred G. Sanford: Nobody proved that that television was stolen!
- Lamont Sanford: Pop that set was stolen out of Grady's house and you know it!
- Fred G. Sanford: Who says? Grady says? I could have said it was mine! That's hearsay evidence and that's inadmissible!
- Lamont Sanford: Where did you learn that from? Perry Mason?
- Fred G. Sanford: No, Watergate.
- Lamont Sanford: Well if you are so sure that set wasn't stolen why did you sell it?
- Fred G. Sanford: Because I got tired of listening to all that inadmissible evidence at this point in time.